Dear Bob,


You may not think I am an avid writer because I haven’t written to you in a very long time. Just to advice you that the tone of this letter is not brusque, it is in a very gentile and kind tone. I never meant to offend you when I spoke about your mother. I know it may be hard for you to understand the meaning of this letter, but you mother and I have decided to get married.
See, I have a sister; she was smaller than me by two years. One day she decided to bring her boyfriend so that I could meet him. As soon as I saw him I ran to him and just hit him without reasoning. He just took off and never came back. My sister hated me ever since then. It’s been nearly 21 years since I haven’t talk to her, all I know that she is a miserable woman with no life at all and I’ve heard that she's been sitting in the same chair for eight years. I know you may not like the fact that you will be calling me Dad but do for your dear loving mother.

Sincerely Robert J. Swartniger

Swartniger